Product Description

This booklet is written for those of you who didn't stop to think thirteen years and nine months ago.  Because you didn't, you are now faced with this alien being commonly called a teenager. So what do you do to survive the next five years?  Well you could drown the little beastie but that seems rather pointless after already investing the best years of your life in its growth.  No a much better idea is to read this booklet.